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Idols Top 10
Idols
What a night! Hope you thought the performances were as good as I thought they were. Don't you think the blacks were much... more »
Idols Top 14 Part II
Cliffnotes
Top 14. Group 2. Not a bad second live show... What did you... more »
Idols Top 14 Part I
Idols
The first live Idols show saw the first half of the Top 14 pitted against each other on a brand new set, in front of a audience... more »
Communication Skills Workshops
Cliffnotes
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How important is it to be a good speller?
Cliffnotes
South Africa is at the bottom of the list on the continent when it comes to numeracy and literacy. We should be very worried... more »
ZAKUMI Comes to 5FM Mornings
Gareth's Girls
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Idols VI updates
Idols
For the latest on Idols Season VI sign up for all my twitter updates, or read them right here on garethcliff.com. You can... more »
Phuza Thursdays... On or off?
5FM Mornings
On the 10th of March, Phuza Thursday was suspended indefinitely by Shop Steward Bra' Matthews, in solidarity with the... more »
A-Z of South Africa Y and Z:
5FM Mornings, The Gareth Cliff Show on MNet, Idols, Gareth's Girls
Take a look at the list of cool ZA things: Remember you can suggest  a place, a person, a word, a picture, any of those.... more »
Want up-to-the-minute updates?
5FM Mornings, The Gareth Cliff Show on MNet, Idols, Gareth's Girls
If you want more regular, funnier, and sharper daily content follow me on twitter - ... more »
A-Z of South Africa W and X:
5FM Mornings, The Gareth Cliff Show on MNet, Idols, Gareth's Girls
Take a look at the list of cool ZA things: Remember you can suggest  a place, a person, a word, a picture, any of those.... more »
A-Z of South Africa U and V:
5FM Mornings
Take a look at the list of cool ZA things: Remember you can suggest  a place, a person, a word, a picture, any of those.... more »
A-Z of South Africa S and T:
5FM Mornings
Lots of local place names, but we've got some other good ones on the list this week. Take a look: Remember you can... more »
A-Z of South Africa Q and R:
Cliffnotes
Slow week this week. Remember you can suggest  a place, a person, a word, a picture, any of those. Here are some... more »
A-Z of South Africa O and P:
5FM Mornings, The Gareth Cliff Show on MNet, Idols
Some uniquely South African suggestions this week. Remember it can be a place, a person, a word, a picture, any of those. Here... more »
A reply to a white friend
5FM Mornings, The Gareth Cliff Show on MNet, Idols, Gareth's Girls
One of my friends sent me an e-mail about how the government are screwing with the judiciary. On it's own that would have... more »
A-Z of South Africa M and N:
5FM Mornings
This week was pretty easy: Nelson Mandela includes both letters and made the most obvious and popular contribution, but here... more »
A-Z of South Africa K and L
5FM Mornings
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A-Z of South Africa I and J:
5FM Mornings
Hundreds of these poured in this morning, despite the traffic and... more »
A-Z of South Africa G and H:
5FM Mornings
Quite a list from everyone today - these are the best from the hundreds of        e-mails... more »
A-Z of South Africa II
5FM Mornings, The Gareth Cliff Show on MNet, Idols, Gareth's Girls
Suggestions for C and... more »
Wednesday 16 December 2009
5FM Mornings, The Gareth Cliff Show on MNet, Idols, Gareth's Girls
Can you believe 2009 is almost over? Have you had a rough year? A lot of people have struggled with the recession, worried... more »
A-Z of South Africa
5FM Mornings
Help us put together a list of the coolest things, places, people, even feelings - that make South Africa great. It could be a... more »
Thanks and TV
5FM Mornings, Idols, Gareth's Girls, The Gareth Cliff Show on MNet
Yeah it's true that I'm even older today than I hoped ever to be. Thanks so much for all the kind wishes. Stay tuned... more »
This weekend's sport preview and predictions
Cliffnotes
We have another cracker sporting weekend ahead with most notably Rugby, Cricket , Football and Formula 1 dominating the... more »
The official info
5FM Mornings, Idols, Gareth's Girls, The Gareth Cliff Show on MNet
There are a lot of fake and bullshit things on the web. Some people pretend to be Joan Rivers - some people pretend to be... more »
Who's getting it on with Christiano Ron?
5FM Mornings
Look who's got her nquza out for the world's most expensive footballer... The world's most expensive call girl...... more »
Keeping track of the SABC board
5FM Mornings
Update! The board is down another three members. Take a look at the updated poster in the entrance hall at the SABC. My... more »
I'm on twitter!
5FM Mornings
Twitter is much more fun than facebook. Less crazy social misfits - more interesting... more »
Want to see our new Prez doing his 'thang?
5FM Mornings
JZ may not be everyone's cup of tea, but you have to give him credit - Prez 'got... more »
Adam is a ginger...
5FM Mornings
A woman called in this morning to tell us that Adam Lambert, runner-up in American Idol is a GINGER. At first I thought:... more »
Vodacom respond
5FM Mornings
This morning and most of last week, when it emerged that the final Idols results had become farcical, I mentioned that I... more »
Idols Spectacular?
Idols
We're into the Top 7.A lack of votes axed Lize and leaves us with... more »
The Hollywood Report with Jen Su
5FM Mornings
Well, it's about time!  A week after he bruised, battered, bit, and busted up his g-friend Rihanna -- R n B star Chris... more »
Idols so far...
Idols
Well... The auditions are over. My favourite part of the show is behind us.... more »
The Billboard I saw Yesterday
5FM Mornings
On my way to Idols auditions yesterday I saw this... more »
Reconciliation Day!
5FM Mornings
Here's what should happen on Reconciliation... more »
When I die, I'll leave one of these to a park
5FM Mornings
Brilliant! What better way to leave your final gift to the world than... more »
Make your own cartoon!
5FM Mornings
Think you're creative? Maybe you can put that creativity to the test and make your own cartoon at... more »
Watch this movie!
5FM Mornings
This week, Bill Maher's movie RELIGULOUS hits theatres. It should be really funny and really offensive.... more »
Can you draw? Alastair Laird can...
Cliffnotes
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Do you REALLY think I look like Boris?
5FM Mornings
I got an e-mail from a dude called Steven the other... more »
The woman whose face was eaten by a bear!
5FM Mornings
Here's a link to the woman who had a grizzly bear chew off her face and eat her eye. Not a great way to spend your... more »
Madonna joins the elderly
5FM Mornings
The latest from Jen Su. Madonna's... more »
Mabale and role-models
Cliffnotes
Our best role models are among us.  Who is Oprah WInfrey to you... more »
New ways to get to work
5FM Mornings
Tired of traffic and annoying taxis on your way in to work? Here's a... more »
Monkey-Pig!
5FM Mornings
Look! It's a MONKEY PIG. I can't wait to start Gareth Cliff's fantasmagorical freak emporium! I'll buy this pig... more »
Could you be the new ANC Youth League President?
5FM Mornings
This is the place for leaders of the future! This quiz works a little... more »
Check out the girly men and the manly women in our gallery
5FM Mornings
SEXY TIMES of a transgender kind at... more »
Why on earth would JZ look so happy to see Gordo?
5FM Mornings
Why on earth would JZ look so happy to see... more »
Kelly Rowland's saucy lyrics...
5FM Mornings
Take a look at what filthy stuff Kelly's serving up since leaving Michelle (the gospel singer) and Beyonce (the virgin!?!)... more »
My favourite websites
5FM Mornings
Here are some sites you may want to check out this... more »
Mabale's worried about our species
5FM Mornings
The in-Human... more »
I'm NOT on Facebook
5FM Mornings
I USED to be on facebook but they banned me because I had too many friends, and because I posted a few photos of me, Mabale... more »
We're going to miss Fox, Kevin and Ian
5FM Mornings
Nicole Fox, Kevin Fine and Ian F are leaving 5FM at the end of this... more »
Best and Worst Countries in the world
Cliffnotes
What country is considered the best to live in? Which is the worst? Where do we fit... more »
Mabale's depressing realisation...
5FM Mornings, Gareth's Girls
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It takes a village...
5FM Mornings
Mabale Moloi thinks drug testing at schools is a good thing, and she should know, she just finished... more »
Having trouble finding Kosovo?
5FM Mornings
Here's the newest country on... more »
Mabale is on the road! Beware!
5FM Mornings
Mabale Moloi, our trafficologist has started driving, in a car of her own and is now a permanent hazard on South... more »
The gossip on Days Of Our Mornings
The Gareth Cliff Show on MNet
Here's the stuff they don't tell you about the cast of... more »
Here's a great way to explain taxes
5FM Mornings
Do you hate rich people? Here's why you... more »
New Celebrity Phuza Thursday member!
5FM Mornings
Our latest addition to the Phuza Thursday family is a famous... more »
What do you call this?
5FM Mornings
Is this... more »
Phuza Thursdays
5FM Mornings
All you need to know about Phuuuuza... more »
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