Being South African

We live in a pretty bizarre country. See how well you know SA by completing our citizenship test:

If you're a man running with women, and you beat them - you are best described as::

	a chauvanist
	a rapist
	the weird guy on "Extreme Makeover"
	a hairdresser at a tragic hairdressing event
	Caster Semenya

Who is SA's biggest TV star in 2009?:

	Felicia Mabuza-Suttle
	PW Botha
	Dali Tambo
	Tony Sanderson
	Noleen Maholwana-Sangqu

On Heritage day, we fly which flag::

	The Old South African flag
	The Chinese flag
	The ANC flag
	The Vierkleur
	The South African flag

At COSATU's Congress, you get all red-faced and angry. You should take it out on::

	Karl Marx, who wrote that outdated manifesto
	White people
	Trevor Manuel, arch-capitalist
	Blade Nzimande, who took all the power you gave him and got a ministry, leaving you behind
	Jacob Zuma, whom you elected to office

When applying to be a Constitutional Court Judge, the best course of action is::

	Get a TV show a.k.a. Dennis Davis
	Judge singing and wear flamboyant outifts a.k.a Mara Louw
	Quietly get on with it and don't make a noise a.k.a. Sandile Ncgobo
	Cause controversy, interefere with other judges and make racist remarks a.k.a John Hlophe
	Be a lesbian and human rights activist a.k.a. Kathy Satchwell

You're confronted by Bheki Cele, looking suspicious, with stolen goods in your hand. He will::

	Like Jackie Selebi, make friends with you, since you are a crook
	Tell your mother about your naughty behaviour
	Take you into custody
	Steal your stolen goods for himself
	Shoot you and kill you